Wednesday, July 31, 2013

The Undersea Adventure


One bright sunny day I built a super sub.  Oh who am I?  Well I'm Will Johns I'm 11 years old and I'm sort of tall for my age and I'm kind of scrawny too which does come in handy.  Well this is the time I had an undersea adventure.                                                       "Well" I said.  "Time to g..."  Newt Man was asleep in the sub!!!  I really hoped I was hallucinating so I closed my eyes and rubbed hard but when I opened them he was still there "Oh well" I said "I'm going whether he's coming or not!"  So I got in and closed the hatch.                                                                  After sinking some 40 feet or so an explosion rocked the sub we were in a old minefield!!  The explosion woke Newt man up his eyes grew wider and wider as he looked around.  "What am I doing here!?" He yelled.  "You are in my super sub." I told him "But now I have to steer us out of this minefield!"   I said.                       So I got us out safely and went even deeper.  So deep in fact we saw an angler fish!!  So I shot a tiny bomb in to its mouth and the angler fish exploded into a lot of little pieces! (Ha-Ha-Ha :D).  Soon  I had to do the same to a shark.  About an hour later We saw a cave and I went in an surfaced the sub and saw a huge sea serpent!!!!  It was seaweed green and big pincers the size of school buses!!  Its eyes were a sickly yellow and were as big as bicycle wheels!!  I screamed and Newt Man yelled I'll admit we looked pretty silly yelling and screaming.  So we shot out of the cave but the serpent  followed!                           I  shot two torpedoes and they left huge gashes in the serpent's hide green blood spurted out but the serpent hardly seemed fazed!!  Then the serpent rammed into the sub knocking out its thrusters!  I put on a very deep diving suit then Newt man handed me a harpoon and wished me good luck.  Then I climbed out of the sub and harpooned the serpent's head and killed it.    Then I pulled out my tool kit and went to work fixing the thrusters.                                                When the thrusters were finally fixed I was almost out of oxygen!  So I got back in the sub and pulled off my diving suit.  After we shot away from Serpent cave I said "Now to do what I came here to do."  I switched on the subs digger claws and dug really deep soon I came across diamonds!  "Great!" I said "Cool" said Newt Man.  Soon after we collected all the diamonds we went to the surface and me and Newt Man teamed up and fought crime after I invented a Iron man like suit.         

 

                                       The End

Sunday, May 26, 2013

The Story Of The Loch Ness Monster




                                    One hot awesome summer I went to Loch Ness for a vacation little did I know I would save the monster.  My name is Will Johns  I am 11 years old. Well I went to Loch Ness and met Clone cap. Rex!  (Might I add I was my cool super suit?)  I said "What are you doing here!?"  Rex said  "I am looking for Nessie." I said "Can I help?" Rex said " Sure! We need all the help we can get!"                       
            Then, Rex showed me his large high tech ship. I heard some thuds and thumps below and told Rex and he said "It's probaly the crew messing around."  Then we got in Rex's sub to look for Nessie. After an hour we got to Nessie's deep dark drippy cave.  Then, we got out of the sub and looked around. I said "Nessie is not home." Rex said " You're right!" I said "Let's look around more."  Then, we saw a skeleton!  Then we heard a loud roar, it was Nessie! "Get back to the ship!" Rex yelled. Then, we shot to the surface.  When we got back me and Rex saw that some of the crew was missing!
            Then Zorro came and grinned evilly. He said "Goodbye you two." I thought for a minute an remembered "Zorro why are you doing this!?"  I said.  Zorro said " I want to catch Nessie!" Then a rumbling came from below decks soon it got louder. Then SONIC burst through the decks! "Curses! I knew that hedgehog would escape!" Zorro yelled. I smiled as I shuffled closer to the weapons cabin.
            I signaled Sonic with a funny baseball signal and he nodded.  Then he started beating up the bad crew. I got a sword and started helping Sonic. After all the mutineers were knocked out I went after Zorro.   After a while we heard a screech, Nessie was captured! Rex  fired his gun but missed the rope! Then Sonic cut the rope. Then I sliced Zorro's sword and broke it.  Then I punched Zorro in the face so hard he was knocked out.  Then we watched Nessie disappear under the waves.    
THE END



     

Monday, May 20, 2013

Oregon Trail Journal Entry

                                                                                                                              March 3 1841                                          
                       We are at  the Narrows today.  We are good on food and drink.  Ian has been bit by a rattlesnake but we did the Tourniqte/Suction method so he'll pull through.  I will go hunt for wild fowl soon.   I now have gone hunting and I shot 3 geese. We are leaving the Narrows now so Ian will have to ride in a wagon for a while.  I hear a storm a coming so everyone will go in the wagons for some protection from the rain.    Wow! it is worse than I thought! Lighting is flashing everywhere!! Hopefully it will stop soon!  Pa is waiting for us in Oregon so I hope we stay safe.

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

My Silly Lymrick

There was a pig who ate a fig. 
There was a rumbling in his tummy, 
and it came out his bummy. 
That fig in the pig.